
Number 1
1. “Vegetable Balti” at Rupy’s Curry
Ghastly.
2. Curry Poutine Fries at Burger.
Horrid.
3. Egg and Ham Breakfast Muffin from Caffe Nero
Cardboard sadness.

Breakfast item
4. Loaded Potato Skins at TGI Fridays
Powdery pish.
5. Falafel Salad Sandwich at Edinburgh Coffee Cake
Limply tearful.
6. Breakfast Box at Stop, Take Me Away With You
Flavour vacuum.
7. Mac n Cheese from TriBeCa
Woefully poor.

Disastrous Cheeseburger
8. Cheeseburger from Five Guys
Unbelievably shite.
9. Cottage Pie at BHS
Dickensian slop.
10. Red Cabbage and Orange Salad from VDeep
Brutal chilli assault.