I opted for what was described as a vegetable balti (£7.50). This came with chapati, rice and dhal. The counter man looked about as forlorn as the food as he handed it over. The portion size was pretty small but this turned out to be a blessing.Each element on the plate was piss poor. The balti was characterless and almost totally bland. The rice was clumpy and unseasoned. The chapati was somewhere between cardboard and leather. The dish was drowned in something that I guess they might have considered to be raita, but was just odd chunks of cucumber in yoghurt. The dhal was cold and grainy.
It was without question the poorest thing I’ve ever been served from a food truck.
So overall, do not under any circumstances buy food from this laughable shit pit. It’s an affront to taste and should cease trading immediately, pending a complete rethink. And don’t even be tempted to try it with the “how bad could this possibly be” spirit; that would just be a complete waste of your hard-earned cash.